Victory!!! and Laughter

I knew if I waited long enough my blogging problem would fix itself. So now that I can post properly I'd like to say that laughter is the best medicine. I love a good laugh. It makes life better especially in the hard times. Its because of this reason I've decided that laughing is what I want to do with my life. It doesn't matter what I do to make money or what my situation is as long as I'm laughing.  So having said that here is some guitar jokes that I found at http://www.ahajokes.com/guitr.html. Enjoy:

Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.


Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

here is some more guitar jokes from http://guitarteacher.com/2010/07/26/guitar-jokes-collection/ 


Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
A: The lead guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Q: What’s the difference between a keyboard and a synthesizer?
A: Who cares – neither one’s a guitar.

Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless…

Q: How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: “Will the defendant please rise …”

Q: What’s the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: A guitar player with a business card.

Two guys were walking down the street …one was destitute…
the other was a guitar player as well…

Q: What do you tell a guitarist that is freaking out?
A: Don’t fret.